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Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
(via demondolly)
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i deer you
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I forgot to cat
(Source: ihavemyboydays, via dink-182)
Minty choc chip amazingness 🍦👌
Sleepy. WIP
Not to sure if I named this sleep because the cat is sleepy or because I’m sleepy and I’m not putting much effort into this.
If I ever do commissions I think I may say no to cats….they are so hard to do. o.o
Going out to do some hoodrat things with @stikkinotz ♡♡
Perfection in human form
(via c4rrion)
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
(Source: hiptoyourjive, via demondolly)
(Source: disco-nail, via c4rrion)
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
Holy shit.
